"Your throat is dry, your cheeks are burning, you feel breathless. All that stands between you and glory is an oval-shaped ball and a set of posts." —Neil Jenkins "My drinking team has a rugby problem." —Oscar Wilde If you've survived 80 minutes in the scrum and managed to stay out of the sin bin, try tackling this championship-level miscellany of quotes, jokes, trivia, and enough rugby-inspired fun to delight all pugnacious props, hospital-pass hookers, and fabulous fly-halves.